"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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