Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
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