Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
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