Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
Here's the "to do" list i just found on my phone: buy stripper pole, make sex playlist, buy febreeze
Randomize
