Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
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I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
Drunk tip #47: Its better to overestimate how many plastic bottles itll take to urinate in, rather then underestimate.
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
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3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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