Dude, hurry and get over. I need a wingman. She is on her 6th vodka shot and her resident ugly friend is still sober
I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
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