I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
that's the second time you've been mistaken as a prostitute. maybe life is trying to tell you something
its my fault though, i'm wearing tights
you're hiking in tights? you remind me of dennis quaid's fiance in the parent trap
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
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