hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
tell me about the eggs
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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