well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
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