stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
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Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
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He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
You were ¾ of the way through the first pitcher of margaritas then you turned to me and said "Wow I can barely taste the vodka!" And then…….
...Then...
Then I told you margaritas are made with tequila not vodka. You whipped the pitcher at the wall and ordered another one
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
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