Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
My Higher Power is John Stamos
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
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went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
I sent my roommate a text from MY phone that said, "I don't know where my phone is." Must've been a good night.
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It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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