I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
I see more hoeing in ur future
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