I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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