The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
He's the first man I've met that knows more about Harry Potter than I do. He shops at Goodwill and has a Game of Thrones cookbook in his apartment. This is my soulmate.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
i black out too much to be "responsible"
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
So there we are, fucking beneath the Christmas tree and I glance up and see one of the local Jehovah's witnesses staring in horror through the decorative glass in the front door. I'm so proud of us.
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