ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
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All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
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He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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