if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
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Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
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I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
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