The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
That accounts for only three of the penises
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
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