Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
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That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
You're gonna die alone anyway. Even if you do meet a man, they die earlier than women. Best case, you have to deal with grieving over his death and then die alone a couple years later. Worst case, you get a terminal illness and he divorces you, leaving you to die alone anyway.
Thanks, mom.
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
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Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
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