Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
1. Mark my dj buddy and I spent $1000 on bottles last night
2. We were casually offered narcotics while walking down the street
3. I will still be awake when you start school tmw, cause there's no last call
So if any tells you miami is the same as the rest of america, there are just lying to you
It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
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