Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
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