i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
i barfeds in our rink
My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
I brought an already opened bag of trail mix from home to snack on today. Some motherfucker ate all the m&ms out of it. I hate my roommates
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
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