just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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