sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
your mascara is on the toilet seat from when you fell asleep last night
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
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