maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
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