I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
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i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
the night ended with taco bell and tears
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
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I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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