Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
I'm going to start referring to my liver is Livy. I feel like if I give it an affectionate nickname it will hate me less. Livy isn't ready for syllabus week.
I think we all know your liver needs a man's name.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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