i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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