I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
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I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
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HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
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