i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
Can I borrow your pants?
WTH?
Just come to the men’s room and help me. The blonde bartender figured out I’m married. Rachel will definitely notice if come home pantsless
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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