I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
I'm sobbing to NWA
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
Not to make this awkward, but if we ever have sex (perhaps drunkenly), all i'm gonna be able to think about is how sexy our kids would be.
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
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