He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
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Somehow I magically turned down a threesome last night. On my birthday. You're a horrible wingman.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
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How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
Do plants get herpes?
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