If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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