Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
meet me or not, i'm out of control
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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