Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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