It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
It's true. Ladies love me because I'm so strong and they feel safe. Not because of my pseudo charm and their impaired judgement after several drinks...
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
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i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
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The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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