And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
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I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
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There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall