Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(210): View more from Texas

My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.

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(712): View more from Iowa

Walk of Shame. In a state park.

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(913): View more from Kansas

Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.

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(802): View more from Vermont

I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.

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(908): View more from New Jersey

Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.

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(818): View more from California

I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar

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(512): View more from Texas

I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.

(1-512): View more from Texas

Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.

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(785): View more from Kansas

Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.

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(908): View more from New Jersey

can we drink soon

(732): View more from New Jersey

I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night

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