I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
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It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
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It's so Britney 2007, you know?
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
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