The maid of honor just puked.
Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
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What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
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You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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