sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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