cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
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We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
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Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
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