I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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