I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
How's work?
Spinning.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
Randomize
