Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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