I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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