You're completely useless in the revolution.
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
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yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
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But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
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