I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
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