Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
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