he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
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Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
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Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
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