and next time when you feel me up, do it right
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
