how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
It's 3 in the morning and there is a bird chirping it's head off outside. GOD DAMNIT THIS IS NOT A TIME TO SING OF YOUR CHEERFUL BIRD MERRIMENT YOU STUPID BIRD CUNT!
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
Randomize
