that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
im six kinds of drunk right now
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
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Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
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I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
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