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When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
I think the only context in which I'd be comfortable being kidnapped is by a band of baby sloths
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
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