Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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